One, bet Ryan McIntyre on cards.  I’ve played cards with him twice now, each time he has to ask for instructions and each time the guy pulls good cards.  Ryan, you win.  I give up.  As you can see, Ryan was mature and didn’t gloat. 

Two, you can listen to CNBC for your financial guidance.  Jon Stewart absolutely destroys CNBC for their talking crap and pretending to know all about the economy.  Best line is "If only I had followed CNBC’s advice, I’d have a million dollars… provided I had started with a hundred million dollars."